Crazy would you rather questions

Crazy questions throw you into impossible situations: fighting a bear with your bare hands, being chased by a T. rex, or having a squirrel as your life coach. Nobody will ever face these choices, which is exactly what makes them fun to argue about.

The crazy questions for kids section keeps it wild but kid friendly. The dark section deals with death, ghosts and the end of the world, so save it for adults and close friends. For choices that are hard in a real way, see our hard would you rather questions.

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Ridiculous scenarios that are impossible to answer with a straight face.

• Would you rather fight a bear with your bare hands or outrun a cheetah on foot?
• Would you rather live on a pirate ship or live on a spaceship?
• Would you rather have a pet shark in your pool or a pet crocodile in your bathtub?
• Would you rather be stranded on an island with your ex or with your boss?
• Would you rather eat a live octopus or eat a scorpion?
• Would you rather be chased by a T. rex or by a pack of velociraptors?
• Would you rather be a vampire hunter or be a ghost hunter?
• Would you rather explore a haunted house alone or a deep cave alone?
• Would you rather parachute out of a plane or bungee jump off a bridge?
• Would you rather swim with sharks in a cage or walk with lions without one?
• Would you rather have your house be made of ice or made of chocolate in the summer?
• Would you rather live in a video game or live in a movie?
• Would you rather have a talking sword or a flying shield?
• Would you rather fight a zombie you can see or a ghost you can't?
• Would you rather wake up as a cat or wake up as a pigeon?
• Would you rather be launched into space in a cardboard box or sail across the ocean in a bathtub?
• Would you rather be a superhero with a terrible power or a villain with an amazing one?
• Would you rather live in a world run by cats or a world run by dogs?
• Would you rather be ten feet tall or be ten inches tall?
• Would you rather have tentacles for arms or wheels for feet?

Maximum stakes. Great for adventurous friends.

• Would you rather climb Mount Everest or dive to the bottom of the ocean?
• Would you rather survive a week in the Arctic or a week in the desert?
• Would you rather walk across a tightrope between skyscrapers or ride a rollercoaster with no seatbelt?
• Would you rather live on Mars forever or live under the ocean forever?
• Would you rather go to space with no way back or stay on Earth forever?
• Would you rather fight a lion or fight a gorilla, both armed with a pool noodle?
• Would you rather live without money or live without electricity?
• Would you rather be dropped in the Amazon with a knife or in Antarctica with a tent?
• Would you rather swim across the English Channel or hike the Appalachian Trail?
• Would you rather spend a night locked in a museum or a night locked in a zoo?
• Would you rather eat the world's hottest pepper or drink a gallon of pickle juice?
• Would you rather be stuck on a deserted island for a year or in a submarine for a year?
• Would you rather jump out of a plane without knowing if the parachute works or ride a bull for 60 seconds?
• Would you rather fight in a gladiator arena or race in a chariot race?

Chaotic, off-the-wall questions for friends who love absurd debates. Still clean.

• Would you rather have a clown follow you everywhere or have a mime copy everything you do?
• Would you rather eat a sandwich made of crayons or drink a milkshake made of toothpaste?
• Would you rather sleep in a coffin or sleep in a bathtub full of jelly?
• Would you rather have your only form of transport be a unicycle or a pogo stick?
• Would you rather have every sentence you say end in "meow" or every sentence start with "Actually"?
• Would you rather live inside an IKEA forever or inside a Costco forever?
• Would you rather be arm-wrestled by your grandma in public or lose a dance battle to a toddler?
• Would you rather only communicate in memes or only communicate in movie trailers voices?
• Would you rather replace all your furniture with bean bags or with inflatable pool toys?
• Would you rather have a pet goose that hates everyone but you or a pet goose that loves everyone but you?
• Would you rather be haunted by a ghost that tells dad jokes or one that hums the same song forever?
• Would you rather have a squirrel as your life coach or a pigeon as your lawyer?
• Would you rather have your life become a musical or have your life become a reality show?
• Would you rather fight 50 kindergarteners or fight one very angry grandpa?
• Would you rather get your hair cut by a blindfolded barber or your teeth cleaned by a toddler?

Wild choices for game nights and road trips with grown-ups.

• Would you rather wake up in a random country with no phone or with no money?
• Would you rather be on a reality dating show or a survival reality show?
• Would you rather switch lives with a celebrity for a week or with a billionaire for a week?
• Would you rather go to Vegas with your parents or go to Disney World with your ex?
• Would you rather win a hot dog eating contest or a dance battle?
• Would you rather get a tattoo chosen by your best friend or a haircut chosen by your worst enemy?
• Would you rather spend a year as a monk or a year as a rock star?
• Would you rather live in a tiny house in the woods or a mansion in the middle of a city?
• Would you rather skydive at your wedding or get married on a rollercoaster?
• Would you rather be a contestant on a game show or host the game show?

Grim, thought-provoking hypotheticals. Better for adults and close friends.

• Would you rather be forgotten after you die or be remembered for something bad?
• Would you rather live alone in a haunted house or live with a roommate who might be a ghost?
• Would you rather be the last person on Earth or be one of only ten people left?
• Would you rather know the date of the end of the world or never know it's coming?
• Would you rather be buried or be cremated?
• Would you rather live forever while everyone you love dies or die with everyone you love?
• Would you rather lose your mind but keep your body or lose your body but keep your mind?
• Would you rather wake up in a horror movie or a disaster movie?
• Would you rather be stuck in a dream forever or never dream again?
• Would you rather hear every thought of the people around you or have them hear every thought of yours?
• Would you rather spend a night in an abandoned asylum or an abandoned prison?
• Would you rather be hunted by something you can see or by something you can't?
• Would you rather have a doppelganger who takes over your life or be a ghost who watches your life go on?
• Would you rather know how the world ends or know what happens after we die?
• Would you rather be the villain in your own story or a side character in someone else's?

Wild but totally kid friendly.

• Would you rather have a pet dinosaur in your backyard or a pet whale in your pool?
• Would you rather live in a giant sneaker or live in a giant teapot?
• Would you rather ride a rollercoaster through a volcano or through a rainforest?
• Would you rather be stuck in a candy land or stuck in a toy land?
• Would you rather have a flying bicycle or an underwater scooter?
• Would you rather be a giant who can step over houses or a tiny person who can ride on bees?
• Would you rather turn your school into a water park or into a zoo?
• Would you rather have a talking dinosaur or a dancing robot?
• Would you rather eat a pizza the size of your house or a donut the size of a car?
• Would you rather have your bed be a cloud or have your bath be a chocolate fountain?

Totally over the top. Pick one and defend it.

• Would you rather wrestle an alligator or box a kangaroo?
• Would you rather live in the Jurassic period or live in the year 3000?
• Would you rather be swallowed by a whale and survive or be carried away by a giant eagle and survive?
• Would you rather walk on the moon without a suit for ten seconds or swim in lava for one second with a magic suit that might fail?
• Would you rather have a body made of rubber or a body made of stone?
• Would you rather live in a world where gravity turns off for an hour a day or where it rains once a week for a whole day?
• Would you rather be a professional stunt double or a professional storm chaser?
• Would you rather eat nothing but bugs for a week or nothing but sand-flavored food for a month?
• Would you rather be able to talk only to ghosts or only to aliens?
• Would you rather wake up as a different person every day or wake up in a different time period every day?
• Would you rather survive a zombie apocalypse alone or with your whole family who can't run?
• Would you rather ride a shark across the ocean or ride a tiger across the jungle?

How to use these questions

• Make the group explain their survival strategy. The explanation is the best part.
• Play in teams: each team defends one side, and the audience votes on the better argument.
• Save the dark section for late at night with adults who enjoy spooky topics.
• For kids, stick to the crazy questions for kids section.

Frequently asked questions

What are crazy would you rather questions?

Crazy would you rather questions put you in wild, impossible scenarios, like "Would you rather fight a bear with your bare hands or outrun a cheetah on foot?"

What are unhinged would you rather questions?

Unhinged questions are absurd and chaotic, like "Would you rather have a squirrel as your life coach or a pigeon as your lawyer?" They're silly, not offensive.

Are there crazy would you rather questions for kids?

Yes. The crazy questions for kids section has wild but safe questions like "Would you rather have a pet dinosaur in your backyard or a pet whale in your pool?"

What are dark would you rather questions?

Dark questions deal with grim topics like death, ghosts and the end of the world, for example "Would you rather be forgotten after you die or be remembered for something bad?" They're best for adults.